You're not supposed to hypnotize yourself.

Also, I have never heard of the great magician named "ME"
How handy that the person that manufactured that trick made it generic enough for you to use.

I'm not EMO goddamit! Now stop hurting my feelings....

I can see that your future holds...two fingers. Tres cool.

Okay Billy, put down the chicken and back away slowly.

I was not aware that the DNA of Austin Powers had been mixed with that of Willy Wonka.

Oh no. Please dont. Oh the pain is unbearable (spoken in monotone)

Acting classes are more affordable than you would think. Just take a starter course, maybe some classic mime. Something. Look in a mirror. Anything.

You're doing it wrong.

I meant the face, but you also horribly mangled the THUMB removal trick. Now it just looks like you're throwing nerd gang signs.

Quick, you have 5 seconds to think of a pose before I take the one picture you are alotted.

Damn, I would have went for a two handed fan, but card to mouth fan is just as bad.

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